WHAT
damn... got some drama goin down in the apt. it all started friday night. laura and i were supposed to go to the bar. i also invited our friend samara. laura had her boy over starting at 3. then they went to the movies. then back here. so its approaching 9 (aka getting ready time) and laura is showing no signs of gettting ready. 9.30, nothing. 10, samara gets here and we hang in my room. 10.30 we leave. laura is still in the living room with her boy. i figured she wasnt going. she figured i would have told her to get ready it was time to go. so she didnt end up going. they hung out and samara and i went to the bar. fast forward to saturday. laura and i are cool. she explains. we go to the movie and see the longest yard (good movie). we go and work out. we get home and she calls her boy to make sure he got up and went to work and all that.
some girl answers his phone. "hello?"
pause
"hello?"
shocked laura hangs up the phone.
15 minutes later. laura's phone rings. its the boys number. she chooses to ignore it, wondering aloud how he will explain his ass on voicemail. she puts it on speaker phone so i can hear too.
"hi, this is amanda..."
"::boys name::'S WIFE! I was just calling because you hung up on me. i was wondering what you are to him"
WHAT!?!?
today he calls from a pay phone and leaves a message. he claims he lost his phone. he has no clue who amanda is and swearrrrrs he is not married. laura later talks to him online. he tries to explain.
part way through all this explaining, he tells laura that marlons cousin thinks im pretty. could he give him my number?
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
a. why are you bringimg that up in the middle of the other shit
b. how you gonna play your cousin like that?
c. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
so i explain that i am a decent person that would never do that, even to marlon.
note to meaghan: dane, the cousin, was in prison for 2 years... i think i am sending a loser signal out. LOSERS! RIGHT THIS WAY. THIS GIRL LOOOOVES THE LOSAS!
so eventually lauras boy asks her to meet him up at the mall where dane is shopping because it is close to our house. laura gets ready to go, lookin all good to show him whats up. half hour, hour, hour and a half, two hours. he doesnt call back
can i say todays theme is: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?