ebay abuse
i'm officially addicted to ebay, again. i had a spell in my sophomore year of college where i couldn't get enough of it. here we go again. i blame the dogs. i go on and i see all the cutest stuff for the tiniest, cutest dogs. i NEED that stuff. and then, all of a sudden, i have bid a million dollars on a diamond studded collar. do i have a million dollars? no. do i have a diamond bracelet, or anything with a diamond for that matter? no. so why do i think these two tiny dogs need to be so spoiled? (i did not actually purchase diamonds for a dog, maybe tomorrow though)
i also got into it with another ebayer. damn i am a nerd. but the bitch kept outbidding me with seconds left. literally there would be 6 seconds left and she would outbid me. i wanted to bitch slap her and tell her "you ebay asshole, my dogs need those fluffy toys more than your dog. and mine are cuter!" i held back. i did win 2 against her. i can't tell you how good that felt.
right now they (the dogs and not the bitches from ebay) are locked in the kitchen for the night. they make this high-pitched whining noise because they want out. it makes my heart break. if they didn't have a problem remembering where to expel their bladders, i would put them in my bed to snuggle all night.