im in 5th grade, and im gonna have babies if i want to
boring...
work is ever so boring. perhaps this is because my lard plump ass comes in and immediately afixes itself to the chair in front of the computer. i have no computer work to speak of, and yet the glow of the computer calls my name.
school was crazy today. do not ask a generation of add and adhd kids to miss both of their recesses. perhaps, children, you would rather draw a pretty picture than run around burning off the 3.5 million grams of sugar that was pumped into your system. great. besides the fact that these 9, 10 and 11 year olds all think that they are 16, 17 and 18 years old. yesterday, they were telling me about how they know all about how babies are made. "oh ms. k, i know you dont think we was born yesterday. we know all about that stuff." (its been a long day. that was really just this morning) they crack me up half the time and the other half of the time they drive me crazzzzzzzzy.
attitude was today's theme. last week we studied the ocean. this week we apparently going to study hormones and bitch-slaps. these girls are going to make me crazy. there is one, lets call her suzy (she really has a very gooood ethnic name (she is black, "no i aint african american, im black")). so suzy is always up in my face. she mouthes off to all the teachers. she just transferred to this school and all i want to do is box darling suzy up and stamp: return to sender in big red letters. no child left behind? how bout leave them all there and give the teacher a vacation.
anyways, i really love them. its just a very trying day. the teacher left at lunch and i was in charge. the kids see this as an opportunity to go wild. they know i dont have the management down yet. however, being the mean teacher that i am, i did take away 3.5 minutes of tomorrow's recess. neener neener neener. i was also observed by one of my teacher's today, which was the worst of days for her to come. it was hot and i was already in a bad mood. to top it off i was so nervous. so thats great. maybe we are just looking for improvement here. i guess i can only get better.
well its almost time for me to go home. my work here is not even close to done. i feel like maybe i should do some shopping now that ive worked an hour and made 6.50. What shall i buy???