lard ass will not be catching the bouquet
not much to report on captain… life is not going as planned… I planned on being the thinnest girl in the world and having more fun than any one else… but nope… I am gaining weight and not having a lot of fun… im gaining weight because I just sit on my ass all day… not doing annnnything… oh except eating… ive been eating out tons, and when im home I don’t hold back either… I should look HOT at my brothers wedding… fat bridesmaids are good because they make the bride look better… right???
im not having any fun because all I do is sleep, watch tv, and work… I don’t like it… not one bit… however I think we are going to the bar tonight. so although im not going to be losing any weight anytime in the near future, I will be having fun.
work today is the most boring it has been in such a long time. there is absolutely no work to be done… dang I just got some work… thank goodness… that should keep me busy for at least 15-20 mins… and im only supposed to be here like 3 more hours… splendid!
shell is coming to visit tomorrow!!! im very excited. we are going to the bar on friday night, you are all invited… saturday we will be doing something fun, im not sure what yet… im not going to jennys wedding though :( I think I probably would if:
a) I knew her better
b) shell wasn’t coming
and c) if I wouldn’t be the girl she hardly knows, bringing a girl shes never met
oooo and d) I wasn’t flower, bow, and weddinged out… I think may and june are way too busy with weddings… peoples need to spread the love out throughout the year
meaghan wants me to do another survey thing… im not sure that that is going to happen… but look for it tomorrow. if it ever makes an appearance it will be tomorrow… oh now ive gone and gotten you all excited… go grab a cold shower junior