im sailing away
i figure if i write at 10.42 am and i have just woken up at 10.27 then i dont have much to write! most of you are sitting there with no pity for me... instead you are shouting at the computer screen saying... you dumb fuck... why do you still have a diary... well its a sick obsession... plus once im about half way done with an entry i am happy that i have a diary... but for now not so much... what do i want to write about... well lets think... i dont remember my dreams... i havent done anything minus sitting at the computer... ok so this is a waste of an entry...
got it... i will tell you how much i hate school... school bites some rather large laggy freckled old woman ass... yeah i dont like it... i have to wake up early... i have to go to class... imagine that they want me to go to class!... i have to study... i have to make sure i do well... i have to kiss so many asses that it really takes the enjoyment out of the ass kissing i used to like... not really folks... so lately ive been planning a dramatic way to drop out... maybe i will simply walk into all of my classes and tell the professors that they are old... that they are boring... that they may want to attempt to teach... that they really are not anyones heroes... and that everyone in that room would rather be almost anywhere else... dang that would break their hearts... that really shows what a bitch i am... but id still do it... then i am going to go to the office of counseling staff and announce to the whole office that i wonder how they got jobs... because i do a better job by myself trying to figure out what classes i need to take... and then for a dramatic finale... i will go to the presidents house... of the university not wash dc... and tell his wife that we have been having a secret affair... dang would that be some scandel... so then i would drop out and start my life as camp owner... donations being accepted currently... i would hire beth to be the director/program person and erica and all my other great camp friends... and then we would have the camp that you dreamed about sending your kids to... ok im starting to enjoy writing this... told ya i would...
so im off to study
crackerweed i expect to see that diary up and running soon